What's that? You are not a good bowler?

Welcome to the club. Everyone loves bowling, despite the fact the pretty much all of us suck at it. The Big Turkey runs premium bowling leagues for bowlers with non-premium scores - just come out, roll a few, and have a beer or 3 with your friends. Break 100? Bonus. For those few prodigies that do roll with us - we cap scores at 205, so they can't throw their weight around too much in the team format.

POTW: The Whole Team

Indy #3

Choosing player of the week is a tough job this week, as the nerd alert was in code red (a high start of alarm). The big turkey awards Indy #3 aka Bowlies, aka Holy Rollers, aka Bowlshiits aka the bowls of feces for last night's pre- and post-stretch worhty performance. Against all odds those who are still unnamed bowled a great four games and had tons of fun along the way. Thanks to all the geeks, dorks and dorkesses for another great night!

POTW: Molly Hatfield

Indy #1

ANOTHER GREAT NIGHT FOR THE BIG TURKEY! (disclaimer: the Big T's allowed to use all caps because he's a mascot with an obnoxious dance. For the integrity of the league and yourself don't even think about pulling a big T at work, on craigslist or via text). The summer league brought fresh faces to Hollywood; some old, some new, some borrowed and some blue. Minus the blue. Because Player of the Week, Molly, and her Indy #1 crew left no time to be of a blue hue. Your wit and skillz helped ensure a great opening night for the league. Thanks for being YOU and not BLUE!