Summer Softcore Co-ed Kickball at Gabriel Park Sunday

Summer Co-ed Softcore Kickball at Gabriel Park Sunday

Champs

 

  How I Met Your Mother's Balls

Mother would be Proud of this Championship Run!

Dressed in Blue; Balls Release Their Power on Opponents

How I Met Your Mother's Balls overcame incredible odds to capture the Soft-Core Co-ed Championship. Balls underwent a team vasectomy as they did not have enough players for the final 4 game; so they played with 7. They did not let their shortcomings stand in the way as they inched out to an early lead and held that lead heading into the final inning.
The lead was solidified by big kicks from the whole team and incredible plays by their Pitcher and player of the game Bryan, who even pulled off an incredible unassisted double play to save a run. When the final out was called everyone was stunned, especially the Pitches; they know how close they were to victory and chances this good don't come along every year.
The temperature hit 127 degrees for the Championship game pitting How I Met Your Mother's Balls vs Kickasaurus. Plastic was melting and the ipad at the field refused to work. This was going to be a battle and a fight to survive. It was the second game for both teams in the field dubbed Death Valley.
Kickasaurus came in as the favorites and the momentum. They had kicked the Balls to the curb with a last at-kick win the week before. But the Balls were rolling and picked up where they left off from the previous game. They were clinical in their approach and their excitement for the big red ball was unnerving.
The tension of the first few innings gave way to a balls to the wall easy win for Mother. By the end both teams were spent from the hot day and the long season. Kickasauras vowing to be there again next season; T-rex tears being chocked back of an opportunity lost. How I Met Your Mothers Balls thought briefly about a victory Dog Pile but came to their senses and astutely reconsidered the pile of sweaty, hot balls.