USL Staff


Whether you love them, or you want a little more info on the guy you think cost you that playoff game (so you can buy him a beer, of course), we now have staff pics and bios up. Instead of saying, "Hey Bowling Beer Guy, I got two spares and a strike does that count?" or "Hey Blue, you're missing a great game..." You can use the person's real name... and know that he's been reffing flag football for 5 years and is right 99 time out of 100. You'd be surprised that there have actually been requests for this page.

Name: Woody Adams Title: Consultant of Leisure

Background: Woody came to Underdog after founding one of the country's first social networking sites. Often you can hear him say "I am the Myspace." Technically that is only partially true. Sure it was a social networking site, but it wasn't anything like myspace. From the press release: Woody's Area is a place for people named Woody to meet up and share stories. The way he figured it, you can't have the name Woody and not have at least one good story, be it from middle school bullies or not. What "Woody's Area" lacked in scope he hoped to make up for in entertainment value. Now Woody can be seen on the actual Myspace making all sorts of fake bulletins, further illustrating the long standing question "What do consultants actually do again?"

Name: Emily Jordan Title: Pants of the Office

Name: Mingo Subia Title: USL Chief Meteorologist

Background: Mingo joins USL after an extensive career developing what we have all known as "that little clippie thingy that hooks your keys to your bag or pocket, that looks like a climbing apparatus but actually is just a fashion item from the 90’s.” "Some call it a carabineer” says Mingo. Anyone who dedicates their life’s work to keeping our keys out of the couch is alright by us. Mingo now can be found slaving over wet kickball fields with a broom and shovel making it playable for kickballers all over the city. "I’m now working on a device that will wick away water from all surfaces in one swift motion. I like to call it a ‘squeegee’. That will make my life a lot easier.

Name: Eric Gebhard Title: Hash Mark Enforcement

Background: Eric's dad, Ed Hochuli, weaned his son Eric to appreciate the finer things in art of Football reffing. It's too bad Eric was born deaf, dumb and blind and never absorbed any of it. Luckily though, Underdog was in the market for some new officials and Deaf, Dumb and Blind are the major qualifications. He quickly ascended the ranks at Underdog making such calls as "Pass Interference" and "3rd and Gender." If you ask Eric his greatest achievement here at Underdog he would no doubt detail for you an elaborate story about one night at the Acrop. Dear reader let us remind you that he is also a compulsive liar.

Name: Christina Stewart Title: Thursday's Turkey Wrangler

Background: Christina was in fact bio-mechanically engineered to run bowling leagues by Underdog Laboratories LLC near Lander, Wyoming. It was at that secret mountain location that Christina or "CStew2000" (her secret developmental name) grew to become the most efficient bowling league supervisor ever created. She has everything the Statdog was looking for in a bowling supervisor; warm smile, firm handshake and an uncanny ability to simultaneously persuade bowlers that 100 is awesome and hold a bottle of beer. Believe us when we say that is no small feat. Over the years Underdog Labs has not created a finer CStew... Underdog Sports Leagues has not found a better bowling supervisor than Christina.