There are too many certainties in life to condense into a witty lead-in sentence, but whatever your list includes, Jerry Jones Landscaping bringing their 'A game' to the ball-yard had better be on it! This well-rounded squad has it all: Consistent pitching, great defense, timely hitting, and production from up and down the lineup on both sides of the ball. I'm still unsure the extent of the professional services that Jerry Jones Landscaping provides, but they have yet to fail in their delivery of Irving Park softball domination.

I thought I had seen it all when Jort Report's Kellen went Henry Rowengartner to nail down a run at the plate from deep left field..then Jerry Jones' Stephen went full Jose Guillen, with his very own mutant throw from deep right center to one-up his counterpart. (If you don't know who Jose Guillen is, YouTube "Jose Guillen mutant throw from the outfield").

Point is, this is a talented bunch and a friendly one to boot! Be on notice Irving Park Underdog Softball league: Jerry Jones Landscaping is the team to beat in the summer season!