Last night's Big Turkey Playoffs did nothing to disappoint the spectator. The top four teams finished the night within 16 pins of each other- Outstanding! The Bowlrack Obamas fought gallantly for their piece of the Turkey. With four bowlers and no room for error, they nearly secured a third place victory against the Happy Hookers. The Championship game, accused of being "nauseatingly close", was a sight to behold as well. As the Dangling Modifiers (in their crisp new shirts) were busy damning their depleted solo cup of tequila, th G. Slutz pull ahead, seven fated pins, for the win. Gutter Slutz are the Victorious Ones!!!
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| Team | Wins | Losses | Draws |
Ranking Points |
Points Allowed |
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dangling Modifiers | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 |
| 2 | Gutter Slutz | 5 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| 3 | Happy Hookers | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 6 |
| 4 | Bowlrack Obamas | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9 |
| 5 | Split Happens | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 13 |
| 6 | THE Pinheads- Indy #2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 13 |
| 7 | Bowling Puns- Indy #1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 14 |
| 8 | Bowlshiitz- Indy #3 | 2 (1)º | 4 | 0 | 4 | 15 |
| 9 | Alley Catz | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 18 |
| 10 | Rip City Webfeet | 0 | 6 (1)º | 0 | 0 | 20 |