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Thursday, September 15

Spirited Week #1
Spirited Week #1
Spare me the _____ brings their own theme to Week #1 Turkey Bowling
Spare me the _____ came to bowl tonight and to sport their best Hawaiian shirts. They also adorned beautiful plastic leis to complete their tropical theme. The team spirit must have helped because they earned themselves full points this week. Can't wait to see what you guys do at our first Theme Night next week.
  Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Bowl Dozers [0]
vs
  Spare me the _____ [4]

  Two Fingers, One Thumb [4]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [0]

  Up Your Alley [3]
vs
  Definitive Turkeys [1]

  3 Hole Patrol [4]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, September 22

The Stache Survives
The Stache Survives
At Mustache Night, Alison takes desperate measures to keep the spirit
Tonight, Alison sported a nice mustache similar to Kurt Russell's in Tombstone, but pink. As the night progressed, her bowling was trying to get the best of her by sweating off her stache. Desperate measures took Alison to use the hand dryer at the ball return. Eventually she had to secure it to her face with a lace. Her bowling might have been hindered, but her spirit was in place all night.
  Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [4]
vs
  Definitive Turkeys [0]

  Spare me the _____ [0]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [4]

  Two Fingers, One Thumb [4]
vs
  Bowl Dozers [0]

  Up Your Alley [0]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, September 29

Soldier With a Wounded Shoulder
Soldier With a Wounded Shoulder
Al's bruised shoulder kept her from bowling, but not from cheering.
Al put it all out on the court last Tuesday at Volleyball and ended up a bit too beat up to bowl tonight. But she used her one good arm to cheer her team on. Heal up and save some of yourself for bowling next week.
  Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  3 Hole Patrol [1]
vs
  Bowl Dozers [3]

  Up Your Alley [0]
vs
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [4]

  The Bowl Movements [1]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [3]

  Definitive Turkeys [0]
vs
  Spare me the _____ [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 6

Spirited Buccaneers!
Spirited Buccaneers!
It was "Pirate Night" at Hollywood on Thursday, and many of our teams came out full of sea-roving spirit. This week, Player of the Week goes to an entire team.

The Definitive Turkeys came to the bowling alley prepared for battle, both at the lanes, and if necessary, topside on the ship's deck. They began the night by entering their players names into the system. These names included KAZAA, BitTorrent, Napster, and Limewire. A clever spin on the definition of 'pirating' will always pull at my geek strings. Additionally, some of the players had customized their pirate costumes to include burnt CDs dangling, in necklace form as their freebooter bling.

Not only were the Definitive Turkeys in full pirate garb, (one member going so far as to design a wooden peg out of a brown sock) they even brought a slew of props. Their table was a veritable treasure trove of pirate paraphernalia. It was covered with money chests, coins, maps....and of course, Spirit Tickets.

Thank you Definitive Turkeys for exceeding Underdog's expectations and reminding us why we love our bowling leagues and why spirit is so important.
  Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Bowl Dozers [1]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [3]

  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [1]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [3]

  Definitive Turkeys [0]
vs
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [4]

  Up Your Alley [3]
vs
  Spare me the _____ [1]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 13

Slumber on the Lanes
Slumber on the Lanes
Lisa, along with the rest of the Definitive Turkeys, come to the lanes ready to lounge.
The Definitive Turkeys threw down their own theme tonight, Slumber Party. The evening was complete with robes, hair curlers, and pillow fights. Lisa took her wardrobe a little further. Not feeling completely relaxed without her daisy slippers, she cut holes in them and transformed her bowling shoes into slumber sportswear.
  Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  The Bowl Movements [1]
vs
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [3]

  Spare me the _____ [0]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [4]

  Bowl Dozers [4]
vs
  Definitive Turkeys [0]

  Up Your Alley [3]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [1]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 20

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoffs on 10/20
Top 4 teams compete, ALL teams bowl!
League Ranking:
1. Two Fingers, One Thumb
2. 3 Hole Patrol
3. The Drinking Team with a Bowling Problem***
4. The Bowl Movements****

Tiebreakers:
*Head to Head
**Record against common opponents
***Points allowed against common opponents
****Coin Flip
Kellie Clowning Around
Kellie Clowning Around
Definitive Turkeys brought the circus to the lanes
Kellie is the bright shiny star of the Definitive Turkeys' solar system. Every week she comes cheering and often not even for her team. This week, she was decked out in circus clown garb. Complete with face paint, poke-a-dot outfit, and crazy colorful hat. Great spirit out there Kellie and Definitive Turkeys.
  Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Bowl Dozers [7]
vs
  Up Your Alley [15]

No-Tap Tourney Points
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [1]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [0]

  3 Hole Patrol [1]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [0]

  Spare me the _____ [7]
vs
  Definitive Turkeys [2]

No-Tap Tourney Points

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)