Sunday, April 28th: Softball at Irving Park is cancelled due to field conditions.
Kickball Schedule

Spring Midcore Co-Ed Kickball at Unthank Park Sundays

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Sunday, March 25

  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Sexually Vague [17]
vs
 
  Drank Epidemic [5]

POTG: Adam Pranger for showing up and switching teams
12:00 PM
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [0]
vs
 
  Step Daddies [6]

POTG: Caitlin S
1:00 PM
 
  Kicmaballs [1]
vs
 
  We Got the Runs [11]

POTG: Kathleen B
2:00 PM
 
  Shaggin Balls [9]
vs
 
  Gang Green [7]

POTG: Katie C
3:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [0]
vs
 
  How Stella got her Humpback. [4]

POTG: Molly M
4:00 PM
 
  Clockwork Orange [5]
vs
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [4]

POTG: Tyler S
5:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [0]
vs
 
  BarRoom Heroes [5]

POTG: Alysa olivia for those sweet soft hands
6:00 PM
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [2]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [5]

POTG: Julia S

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, April 1

No Games 4/8
Easter Weekend!

Sunday, April 15

 
How Stella show how she got her Humpback and puts it all back in with excitement!
How Stella show how she got her Humpback and puts it all back in with excitement!
How Stella got her Humpback.
From the first pitch to the last out Stella players were cheering, chanting and supporting not only themselves but also supporting the other team as well.

They came together late in the game to get a well deserved tie!

Great team spirit, great for the league and great for Underdog!
  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Your Mom [2]
vs
 
  BarRoom Heroes [14]

POTG: Todd W
12:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [9]
vs
 
  Sexually Vague [0]

POTG: Dave A
1:00 PM
 
  We Got the Runs [9]
vs
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [6]

POTG: Peter M
2:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [3]
vs
 
  Kicmaballs [5]

POTG: Mike B
3:00 PM
 
  Gang Green [2]
vs
 
  Drank Epidemic [3]

POTG: Daniel G
4:00 PM
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [9]
vs
 
  Shaggin Balls [5]

POTG: Nathan Lenzi - RIP thank you for our first win. You are never forgotten and you are always with us!
5:00 PM
 
  How Stella got her Humpback. [7]
vs
 
  Clockwork Orange [7]

POTG: TEAM - This was a team that has great spirit and it is infectious! Love the excitement and cheering!
6:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [6]
vs
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [3]

POTG: Mike Delli - Have a great time in RI and come back to to PDX soon!

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, April 22

 
Nick Tishko
Nick Tishko
The Hot Corner was Hot of Nick!
Nick not only played a mean 3rd base today, but he also played in what was easily the MOST COMPETITIVE GAME with it going back and forth for the win!

Nick made a series of diving and foul ball catches at 3rd base. So much so Orang-a-tang decided not to even kick it his way after 3 amazing plays!

If there were an all Unthank team, Nick would post up and handle 3rd base! Nice playing today Nick!
  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Shaggin Balls [17]
vs
 
  How Stella got her Humpback. [1]

POTG: Katie C
12:00 PM
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [9]
vs
 
  Sexually Vague [3]

POTG: crystal c
1:00 PM
 
  BarRoom Heroes [2]
vs
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [7]

POTG: Brittany W
2:00 PM
 
  Kicmaballs [4]
vs
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [13]

POTG: Stephanie W
3:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [11]
vs
 
  Drank Epidemic [2]

POTG: Greg W
4:00 PM
 
  Gang Green [6]
vs
 
  Clockwork Orange [7]

POTG: Jason M
5:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [5]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [7]

POTG: Micah H
6:00 PM
 
  We Got the Runs [9]
vs
 
  Orange-a-tang [7]

POTG: Nick T

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, April 29

 
Stella!
Stella!
How Stella got her Humpback.
How Stella got her Humpback is exactly what underdog kickball is about! This team had SPIRIT! They started the game cheering and dancing around. They continued to cheer as the game went along even when they were not winning. They even cheered on the other team! They may not have come out victorious but they had a blast at the ball field. Great job Stella!
  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Your Mom [5]
vs
 
  Kicmaballs [6]

POTG: Mike B
12:00 PM
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [3]
vs
 
  Sexually Vague [4]

POTG: Michelle B
1:00 PM
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [5]
vs
 
  Gang Green [6]

POTG: Michael G
2:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [6]
vs
 
  Clockwork Orange [7]

POTG: Michelle H
3:00 PM
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [10]
vs
 
  We Got the Runs [0]

POTG: Bret M
4:00 PM
 
  Shaggin Balls [2]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [1]

POTG: Sean C
5:00 PM
 
  How Stella got her Humpback. [1]
vs
 
  Orange-a-tang [11]

POTG: Mike Rosen 2 hr and a diving catch!
6:00 PM
 
  Drank Epidemic [4]
vs
 
  BarRoom Heroes [16]

POTG: Mary Madeline FAN CLUB POWER

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 6

 
Ryan E Cunningham
Ryan E Cunningham
DIRTY BIRDS
Ryan and his team always come ready to play. They have their music playing, custom banner, shirts, and the attitude to win! This week the game was not going their way but Ryan kept his team motivated with positive encouragement. Each inning Ryan tried to rally his troops. At the end of the day they fell short, but the effort was there. Keep up the good work Ryan!
  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Drank Epidemic [0]
vs
 
  Shaggin Balls [15]

POTG: Brad B
12:00 PM
 
  Sexually Vague [6]
vs
 
  We Got the Runs [13]

POTG: Blair B
1:00 PM
 
  BarRoom Heroes [4]
vs
 
  Step Daddies [7]

POTG: Aaron W
2:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [3]
vs
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [2]

POTG: Ashley H
3:00 PM
 
  Gang Green [5]
vs
 
  How Stella got her Humpback. [2]

POTG: Christian A
4:00 PM
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [5]
vs
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [14]

POTG: Brittany W
5:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [9]
vs
 
  Kicmaballs [2]

POTG: Shelly Pages, Shed blood for victory
6:00 PM
 
  Clockwork Orange [7]
vs
 
  Your Mom [2]

POTG: YOUR MOM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 13

Drank never showed up but the Dirty Birds stepped up for a great fun game!
Sinclair Caesar III - POG - Great MAN SLAM OF ALL TIME! You are very graceful with your fall from grace.
Drank Epidemic forfeited to How Stella got her Humpback..
Double Headers
Red Ball N Vodka
Byes
Kicmaballs
 
Billy McKee
Billy McKee
FYI DON'T KICK THE UMPIRE DURING THE PRE GAME
As an umpire we expect to get hit by players and even the ball sometimes, but that is during the game. While I, the umpire, was walking to do the pre-game talk Billy McKee told himself, "I think it will be a great idea to kick this ball as hard a possible into the back of the umpires head because I am a kickball juggernaut!" The ball hit so hard I, the umpire, almost bit thru my tongue.

So once the game started he understood it wasn't the smartest thing to do during the pre-game so what does Billy do? Just kicks back to back triples to help his team to victory!

Billy, don't worry I will get you my pretty! And your little dog too!
  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  BarRoom Heroes [6]
vs
 
  Sexually Vague [3]

POTG: TO ALL THE MOMS - GREAT JOB PUSHING!
12:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [8]
vs
 
  Gang Green [3]

POTG: Billy M
1:00 PM
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [8]
vs
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [6]

POTG: Punkin & Hannah - Mom you are greatly missed but never forgotten. Hannah, our sweet kitty we love yo
2:00 PM
 
  We Got the Runs [4]
vs
 
  Clockwork Orange [2]

POTG: Peter M
3:00 PM
Dirty B irds Stepped up and played hard and fun!
4:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [7]
vs
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [6]

POTG: Jerrod S
5:00 PM
 
  Shaggin Balls [7]
vs
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [2]

POTG: Katie C
6:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [2]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [6]

POTG: Micah H

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 20

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoffs on 5/20 and 6/3
All Teams Advance
No Games on 5/27
Memorial Day Weekend!
League Ranking:
1. Shaggin Balls***
2. Blue Balls**
3. We Got the Runs
4. Clockwork Orange
5. Barroom Heroes
6. Orange-a-tang****
7. Step Daddies*
8. Red Balls & Vodka*
9. Dirty Birds
10. How Stella Got Her Humpback
11. Gang Green****
12. Your Mom****
13. Sexually Vague**
14. Kicmaballs
15. 12 Jerks and a Squirt
16. Drank Epidemic

Tiebreakers:
* Head to Head
** Record against common opponents
*** Points allowed against common opponents
**** Total points allowed
***** Coin Toss
 
Alexandria Miller
Alexandria Miller
Red Ball N Vodka
On Saturday May 19th Alexandria & John Miller went to the hospital to welcome their new child into the world. At about 9:30pm the process began and soon after it started they welcomed into the world Lincoln Miller into the Red Ball and Vodka team.

Alexandria was such a great mom and player for letting her husband John come to the field and play. That is why she is the player of the week. Great job and now go get some sleep!
  Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Shaggin Balls [15]
vs
 
  Drank Epidemic [6]

POTG: Ashley R
12:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [12]
vs
 
  How Stella got her Humpback. [5]

POTG: Nate F
1:00 PM
 
  Clockwork Orange [5]
vs
 
  Sexually Vague [7]

POTG: Skins! - Who wears short shorts? Skins wear short shorts!
2:00 PM
 
  We Got the Runs [11]
vs
 
  Kicmaballs [0]

POTG: Nick T
3:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [3]
vs
 
  12 jerks and a squirt [2]

POTG: Rkyan Schmutzer - Game Winning RBI
4:00 PM
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [13]
vs
 
  DIRTY BIRDS [8]

POTG: Alexandria M
5:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [5]
vs
 
  Gang Green [1]

POTG: Kaylie C. - Game winning RBI! Great hustle!
6:00 PM
 
  BarRoom Heroes [8]
vs
 
  Your Mom [2]

POTG: Paul C

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 3

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
 
Brittany Whitaker
Brittany Whitaker
Red Ball N Vodka
In the first game for the day for RBnV, Brittan wasn't going home without laying it all out on the line, plus she didn't want to be punished by not eating dinner according to boyfriend.

So once Brittany got on base she advanced to 3rd base in no time and she decided to try to beat a throw to home and doing so she need to lay as flat on the ground as possible while sliding into home. Now sliding really doesn't often get a POW award but that fact that she slid in running tights on the rocky ground and sacraficing her body for the team.

Great play and I hope your bf gave you dinner! Nice play!
  Field 1
12:00 PM
 
  Sexually Vague [2]
vs
 
  BarRoom Heroes [5]

POTG: Aly R
1:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [3]
vs
 
  Step Daddies [10]

POTG: Haley O
2:00 PM
 
  We Got the Runs [1]
vs
 
  Orange-a-tang [7]

POTG: Jermey B. - Putting 3rd base on lockdown. FYI, he is good at 3rd base!
3:00 PM
 
  Shaggin Balls [3]
vs
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [10]

POTG: Brittany W
4:00 PM
 
  Red Ball N Vodka [3]
vs
 
  BarRoom Heroes [4]

POTG: Julie T
5:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [2]
vs
 
  Orange-a-tang [1]

POTG: Kyle S
6:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [4]
vs
 
  BarRoom Heroes [5]

POTG: Paul C

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)