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Thursday, September 13

Spare me the ______!
Spare me the ______!
The _______ is not Spirit
Spare me the _______! Started fall bowling off the way a kids rec soccer team would. Each member got their own little goodie bags. Each bag was complete with sweat bands for the hard workout, kit-kats for the energy boost, and bad-ass shades for intimidation.
  Lanes 37 and 38 Lanes 39 and 40 Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Spare me the ______! [1]
vs
  The Nihilists [4]

  The Michael BOWLton [1]
vs
  Jesus in Blue Jeans [3]

  The Bowl Movements [1]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [3]

  Ebowla (Indy #1) [1]
vs
  Blame it on the Lane [3]

  Strike Ass Unicorns [0]
vs
  Pin Aisle Dysfunction II [4]

  Pin Aisle Dysfunction [0]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, September 20

Mustache Night
Kristyn Smith
Kristyn Smith
Blame it on the Lane
Blame it on the Lane put up some monster scores to earn 3 points against The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem, but Kristy's weren't any of those big scores. Instead she used her energy to root her team on to victory. An equally, if not more important role.
  Lanes 37 and 38 Lanes 39 and 40 Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  The Michael BOWLton [0]
vs
  Pin Aisle Dysfunction II [4]

  Pin Aisle Dysfunction [4]
vs
  Strike Ass Unicorns [0]

  Spare me the ______! [0]
vs
  Jesus in Blue Jeans [4]

  The Nihilists [3]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [1]

  The Bowl Movements [4]
vs
  Ebowla (Indy #1) [0]

  Blame it on the Lane [3]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [1]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, September 27

Wk 3: League Play
The Michael BOWLton
The Michael BOWLton
Nobody f**** with The Michael BOWLton
They finally arrived... the coolest team bowling shirts ever. The Michael BOWLton showed off their slick black button ups complete with white collars, embroidered nick names, and, the best part, an EPIC pic of Michael Bolton printed on the back. Fans of The Big Lebowski, Mr. Bolton, Bowling, and humor must check them out.
  Lanes 37 and 38 Lanes 39 and 40 Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Blame it on the Lane [0]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [4]

  3 Hole Patrol [4]
vs
  Strike Ass Unicorns [0]

  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [4]
vs
  The Nihilists [0]

  Jesus in Blue Jeans [0]
vs
  Pin Aisle Dysfunction II [4]

  Pin Aisle Dysfunction [0]
vs
  The Michael BOWLton [4]

  Ebowla (Indy #1) [0]
vs
  Spare me the ______! [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 4

Wester Night
Ride 'em horsies
Ride 'em horsies
Spare me the _____! came to play today in full-on western gear as theme night spoke to them this week. Props have to go to Casey who was riding his neighbors daughters horse all night while rocking the remnants of 'stache night a few weeks back. The entire team though was rockin the brown leather vests and bandanas with their blue jeans and drinking the night away with Rolling Rock. Total team effort!
  Lanes 37 and 38 Lanes 39 and 40 Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Jesus in Blue Jeans [1]
vs
  Blame it on the Lane [3]

  Ebowla (Indy #1) [0]
vs
  The Michael BOWLton [4]

  Spare me the ______! [0]
vs
  Pin Aisle Dysfunction [4]

  Pin Aisle Dysfunction II [4]
vs
  The Nihilists [0]

  The Bowl Movements [3]
vs
  Strike Ass Unicorns [1]

  3 Hole Patrol [4]
vs
  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 11

Wk 5: League Play
The Nihilists
The Nihilists
They Do Care
Team name aside, The Nihilists do care. Not one, but two opposing teams were facing foreits due to absent/late players. Fortunately, The Nihilists had players ready to loan out for the cause. It may have caused them to loose a point or four, but it the end points mean nothing to nihilists.
  Lanes 37 and 38 Lanes 39 and 40 Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Blame it on the Lane [4]
vs
  Spare me the ______! [0]

  Pin Aisle Dysfunction [4]
vs
  Pin Aisle Dysfunction II [0]

  3 Hole Patrol [3]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [1]

  Jesus in Blue Jeans [1]
vs
  Strike Ass Unicorns [3]

  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [1]
vs
  Ebowla (Indy #1) [3]

  The Nihilists [0]
vs
  The Michael BOWLton [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 18

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoffs on 10/18
TOP 4 Teams Advance, ALL Teams Bowl
League Ranking:
1. 3 Hole Patrol*****
2. Blame it on the Lane***
3. Pin Aisle Dysfunction II
4. The Michael BOWLton*****

Tiebreakers:
*Head to Head
**Record against common opponents
***Statdog points allowed against common opponents
****Total statdog points allowed
*****Coin Flip
Solid Rolling and High Spirits
3 Hole Patrol takes the League; Spare me the ______! earns Spirit Champs; The Bowl Movements win No-Tap Championship
3 Hole Patrol narrowly defeated Blame it on the Lane in the final to become Thursday BTB Champions. Blame it... placed 2nd and Pin Aisle Dysfuntion II earned 3rd.

Spare me the _______! brought a ton of spirit every week, dressing up every night and rooting for every roll. The Michael BOWLtons came in at a close 2nd in Spirit Tickets, but Spare me the _______! earned the title.

Disappointingly knocked out of playoffs, The Bowl Movements sought out for a little redemption. They earned it by becoming our No-Tap Champions.
The Bowl Movements
The Bowl Movements
The parents came to cheer The Bowl Movements to No-Tap glory.
The Bowl Movements had some great fans tonight, their parents. They came all the way from Scotland to cheer on their son and his team tonight. Well, it probably wasn't the main reason they came, but it was worth the trip. The Bowl Movements cheering squad helped them earn the No-Tap title.
  Lanes 37 and 38 Lanes 39 and 40 Lanes 41 and 42 Lanes 43 and 44 Lanes 45 and 46 Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  The Nihilists [1]
vs
  The Bowl Movements [3]

  The Drinking Team With A Bowling Problem [4]
vs
  Pin Aisle Dysfunction [0]

  The Michael BOWLton [0]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [1]

  Pin Aisle Dysfunction II [0]
vs
  Blame it on the Lane [1]

  Ebowla (Indy #1) [2]
vs
  Jesus in Blue Jeans [2]

  Strike Ass Unicorns [2]
vs
  Spare me the ______! [2]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)