1. Ball Busters
2. Not in the face
3. Questionable Catch
4. Participation Trophy All Stars*
5. I'd Hit That
6. We're Slow Don't Throw
7. Projectile Casting Crew****
8. The Dodgefathers

Tiebreakers:
*Head to Head
**Record against common opponents
***Points allowed against common opponents
****Total points allowed
*****Coin Flip