Never Nudes plays in a Futsal league
 
Team

Never Nudes

Winter Co-Ed Futsal at SE PDX Courts Wednesdays
Team Color
Maroon
Mascot
Tobias Funke
Motto
History
W L T
6 4 3

Team Schedule

Wednesday, February 6

7:30 PM Court 2
 
Foot Clan Team Logo
Home
vs
Foot Clan
Tie
2 - 2
8:00 PM Court 1
 
make it rain on them goals Team Logo
Home
vs
make it rain on them goals
Loss
2 - 3

Wednesday, February 13

6:30 PM Court 2
 
the double rainbows Team Logo
Visitor
vs
the double rainbows
Loss
0 - 5
7:00 PM Court 2
 
Threesomes Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Threesomes
Win
3 - 2

Wednesday, February 20

6:30 PM Court 1
 
Holy Goalers  Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Holy Goalers
Win
4 - 3
7:00 PM Court 1
 
The Seven Deadly Shins Team Logo
Visitor
vs
The Seven Deadly Shins
Tie
2 - 2

Wednesday, February 27

7:30 PM Court 2
 
One Futsal We Need Team Logo
Visitor
vs
One Futsal We Need
Tie
1 - 1
8:00 PM Court 2
 
Bazi Fc Team Logo
Home
vs
Bazi Fc
Win
1 - 0

Wednesday, March 6

8:00 PM Court 1
 
Sweep the Leg Team Logo
Home
vs
Sweep the Leg
Win
2 - 1
8:30 PM Court 1
 
Foot Clan Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Foot Clan
Win
4 - 2

Wednesday, March 13

6:30 PM Court 2
 
Sweep the Leg Team Logo
Home
vs
Sweep the Leg
Win
5 - 2
7:30 PM Court 1
 
The Seven Deadly Shins Team Logo
Home
vs
The Seven Deadly Shins
Loss
0 - 2

Wednesday, March 20

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
7:00 PM Court 2
 
Holy Goalers  Team Logo
Home
vs
Holy Goalers
Loss
2 - 5

Wednesday, March 27

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
View Seeding and Schedule Info

Notes

Wednesday, March 20

Never Nudes

Fo' Eva!

We here at Underdog have been tagged. Officials came home Wednesday night to find their reports had been vandalized and the search was narrowed down pretty quickly due to the content. On one of the scoring sheets, in the top right corner someone decided to write, "Never Nudes fo' Eva" and also included a very real to life sketch of a soccer ball (in actuality it looks more like a lopsided flotation device). Given this information we will be calling in all players from the Never Nudes squad for handwriting samples.

But really, who dun it? Because, one, obviously the above statement is a joke, we don't care, and two, we love it. This is what makes our league fun. On a playoff night when the heat of competition could have been the highlight, instead we have the shenanigans from the Nudes going on... The Seven Deadly Shins showing up in costumes with music... Foot Clan stomping the floor in traditional fashion before the match... and so much more.

This is what makes our league great. So thank you to whoever decided to grab the pen and scribble down the note and we agree here, we hope the Never Nudes do last fo' eva! Here is to all of the Underdog squads that make this league fun!

 

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