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The Retainers

Summer Co-ed Softcore Kickball Mon/Wed at Unthank Park - SUM[09] Co-ed Softcore Kickball Mon/Wed at Unthank Park
Team Color
Blue - Royal
Mascot
Motto
History
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Team Schedule

Monday, June 29

8:00 PM Field 1
 
Kickin' Balls and Taking Names Team Logo
Home
vs
Kickin' Balls and Taking Names
Tie
0 - 0

Monday, July 6

8:00 PM Field 1
 
The Eradicators Team Logo
Home
vs
The Eradicators
Loss
0 - 6

Monday, July 13

8:00 PM Field 1
 
Huevos Grandes Team Logo
Home
vs
Huevos Grandes
Loss
10 - 11

Wednesday, July 22

7:00 PM Field 1
 
The Bloopers Team Logo
Visitor
vs
The Bloopers
Loss
11 - 16

Monday, July 27

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Hatcha Mama Team Logo
Home
vs
Hatcha Mama
Loss
7 - 16

Wednesday, August 5

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Red Rubber Lubbers Team Logo
Home
vs
Red Rubber Lubbers
Loss
4 - 13

Wednesday, August 12

PLAYOFFS
7:30 PM Field 1
 
Balls of Fury! Team Logo
Home
vs
Balls of Fury!
Loss
1 - 16

Monday, August 17

PLAYOFFS
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Wednesday, August 19

PLAYOFFS
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Wednesday, August 26

PLAYOFFS
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Notes

Wednesday, August 12

POTW: Kim Bastable

The Retainers

A shining star, on a team of not-for-profit misfits, Kim Bastable holds down center field for The Retainers. On Wednesday, Kim proved again why she is quickly becoming a household name. She wears black sweatshirts for a sleek look, and it helps her hide in the shadows of the twilight. Her stealth ability allowed her to track down the long balls and relay them to 2nd. Her trademark move is getting in front of the ball and trapping it before the ball has a chance to squeak into the outfield. For her constant fanaticism in managing balls, Kim Bastable has earned the Player of the Week.

Wednesday, July 22

POTW: Annie Jesperson

The Retainers

Kickball sportwear is so last month. With a great showing of Retainer spirit all in their large and comical hats, Annie pulled out a great big sun hat to go with her "fresh out of the garden" look in a long skirt and sunglasses. A couple flying catches and boots into the field looked even more amazing with the flowing clothes and flopping hat she wore. Annie, you are my hero, and our player of the week!

Monday, July 13

POTW: M C Bohnett

The Retainers

The last game of the day was a barn-burner. Team Huevos Grandes and The Retainers had an all out battle. The Retainers started the top of the 7th inning down by 4 runs, but they came through and rallied with 5 runs to take a 10-9 lead. Unfortunately, the lead was short lived because Huevos Grandes scored two quick ones to win the game 11-10.

Although The Retainers lost, they scored their first runs of the season. Additionally, their defense made a drastic improvement over the previous weeks. One reason for this turn around was the stellar left field play of MC Bohnett (AKA Purple Tights). She has an amazing range as she chases down fly balls and hands of fly paper. For her huge saves, MC Purple Tights has earned The Player of the Week.

 

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