Never Nudes

First Place

Winter Softcore Co-ed Volleyball at Hillside Community Center Sundays

It was scheduled to be a battle to the death.....or maybe just a championship as the Never Nudes played Safe Sets for bragging rights. Never Nudes came ready to play with their secret weapons against a great team that sucks you in with their laser beam sets.
Unfortunately due to untimely events Safe Sets couldn't put their team together and were forced to forfeit. The Never Nudes still wanted to play and show off their weapons just for fun.
As the 1st couple of plays happened, Peter from Never Nudes had an ace bandage around his knee. Come to find out that he had hidden HGH enhancements to better facilitate for his serves as they would screech by players like rockets. Monica was a ballerina before she played volleyball at USL because in between serves, she would practice he spin moves and dances. She later claimed that it was to distract the other players and helps with her quick feet.
Molly is the quiet prankster. As she laughed up a storm to her own jokes creating comedy for all to enjoy.
Dianne is the shortest one on the court to the point where if she would duck, she would become invisible, but her voice makes up for the height as she is the loudest one on the court. But what makes that team gel is Josh and his super powers. Josh can leap out of the gym like a shark out of water. When his teammates set him up, Josh's eyes get huge, he starts to salivate as he jumps to spike the ball. When he does hit it, most of the time he has so much force behind it that it goes out of bounds. His super powers of hitting the ball hard, keeps the Never Nudes coming back for more.
Even though the Never Nudes won by default, they are a fun team to play and good people to be around. The Never Nudes became only the 2nd volleyball team in USL history to show off their super powers because they wanted to. Congratulations for a championship!

Nudes battle to win 3!

The Never Nudes were always in the right spot. It took maximum effort to beat a scrappy Return of the Indy team.

Supreme communication, hustle and key kills allowed The Nudes to come out on top. It was a great display on a great night of volleyball.