Never Nudes plays in a Kickball league
 
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Team

Never Nudes

Spring Softcore Co-ed Kickball at King School Park Sundays - Softcore 1
Team Color
Pink - Hot
Mascot
Tobias Funke
Motto
Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!
History
Rockin' the cutoff jean shorts since spring 2008!
W L T
7 2 0

Team Schedule

Sunday, March 23

1:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Sit on my Base Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Sit on my Base
Win
15 - 1

Sunday, March 30

2:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Thrown Together Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Thrown Together
Loss
2 - 11

Sunday, April 6

3:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Sir Kix-A-Lot Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Sir Kix-A-Lot
Win
4 - 3

Sunday, April 13

1:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Prestige Worldwide Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Prestige Worldwide
Win
5 - 2

Sunday, May 4

Noon Field 2 (south)
 
Sparkle Motion Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Sparkle Motion
Win
16 - 8

Sunday, May 11

4:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Ball & Oates Team Logo
Home
vs
Ball & Oates
Win
10 - 5

Sunday, June 1

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
3:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Balls Deep Team Logo
Home
vs
Balls Deep
Win
9 - 8
4:00 PM Field 2 (south)
 
Schweddy Balls Team Logo
Home
vs
Schweddy Balls
Win
8 - 4

Sunday, June 8

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
Noon Field 2 (south)
 
Thrown Together Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Thrown Together
Loss
5 - 6

Sunday, May 18

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
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Notes

Sunday, March 30

Andrea, the sock supplier...

Rock out with your socks out!

You'd think that it was an uneventful week if the player of the week was chosen based on her amazing sock collection, but you'd be thinking wrong. It's always something amazing with the Never Nudes (mostly it is amazing cutoffs), and this week it was an amazing display of foot coverings. Andrea brought a sock wardrobe fit for a foot queen and dispersed them to the hoards of short shorts. There were skulls and trees, beer and bacon, rainbows and cities. The collection was impressive to say the least, and the mud covering them at the end of the day proved that the Never Nudes bring the fun and the skills that make Underdog the best sports league in Portland.... And big shout out to Super Prego Woman; there isn't a better team captain out there.

 

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