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How I Met Your Mother's Balls

Summer Softcore Co-ed Kickball at Gabriel Park Sunday - Summer Co-ed Softcore Kickball at Gabriel Park Sunday
Team Color
Blue - Royal
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Motto
History
W L T
6 2 2

Team Schedule

Sunday, June 15

Win by forfeit against Just Kicking It Win

Sunday, June 22

1:00 PM Field 4
 
Death Rays Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Death Rays
Win
8 - 6
2:00 PM Field 4
 
Pitches Be Crazy Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Pitches Be Crazy
Tie
2 - 2

Sunday, June 29

1:00 PM Field 4
 
Hoppy People Team Logo
Home
vs
Hoppy People
Tie
5 - 5

Sunday, July 13

3:00 PM Field 4
 
Dicks ad Chicks Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Dicks ad Chicks
Win
11 - 2

Sunday, July 20

3:00 PM Field 4
 
Pitches Be Crazy Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Pitches Be Crazy
Loss
2 - 8

Sunday, July 27

2:00 PM Field 4
 
Death Rays Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Death Rays
Win
17 - 8
3:00 PM Field 4
 
Kicksaurus Team Logo
Home
vs
Kicksaurus
Loss
10 - 12

Sunday, August 3

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
2:00 PM Field 4
 
Pitches Be Crazy Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Pitches Be Crazy
Win
11 - 6
3:00 PM Field 4
 
Kicksaurus Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Kicksaurus
Win
15 - 8

Notes

First Place

Summer Softcore Co-ed Kickball at Gabriel Park Sunday

How I Met Your Mother's Balls overcame incredible odds to capture the Soft-Core Co-ed Championship. Balls underwent a team vasectomy as they did not have enough players for the final 4 game; so they played with 7. They did not let their shortcomings stand in the way as they inched out to an early lead and held that lead heading into the final inning.
The lead was solidified by big kicks from the whole team and incredible plays by their Pitcher and player of the game Bryan, who even pulled off an incredible unassisted double play to save a run. When the final out was called everyone was stunned, especially the Pitches; they know how close they were to victory and chances this good don't come along every year.
The temperature hit 127 degrees for the Championship game pitting How I Met Your Mother's Balls vs Kickasaurus. Plastic was melting and the ipad at the field refused to work. This was going to be a battle and a fight to survive. It was the second game for both teams in the field dubbed Death Valley.
Kickasaurus came in as the favorites and the momentum. They had kicked the Balls to the curb with a last at-kick win the week before. But the Balls were rolling and picked up where they left off from the previous game. They were clinical in their approach and their excitement for the big red ball was unnerving.
The tension of the first few innings gave way to a balls to the wall easy win for Mother. By the end both teams were spent from the hot day and the long season. Kickasauras vowing to be there again next season; T-rex tears being chocked back of an opportunity lost. How I Met Your Mothers Balls thought briefly about a victory Dog Pile but came to their senses and astutely reconsidered the pile of sweaty, hot balls.

Sunday, June 22

Bryan Flaherty

How I Met Your Mother's Balls

I was able to watch Bryan play two games in a row for a double header. Bryan is an awesome pitcher giving many perfect pitches for every kicker. He also displayed great reaction for catching line drives to the mound. Bryan brought in a lot of runs for his team in both games and helped lead them to a win in the first and a tie in the second. Not only is Bryan a tremendous athlete but he shows a lot of respect on the field towards both the other team as well as myself. Bryan is an overall team player!

 

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