Kickball Schedule

Summer Westside Softcore Co-Ed Kickball at Gabriel Park Sundays

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Sunday, June 9

 
'The best around'
'The best around'
Kick(in) (karate)a$$
Playing to their 'tune', Kick Madra$$ always does it right, picking only 'choice' cuts. Alfredo makes me smile every time, whether it's the best or not, it's my favorite. Adding his kick before the pitch, he still connects after, getting on base and hustling on both sides. Good stuff!
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [0]
vs
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [17]
POTG: Logan C
3:00 PM
 
  Angry Koalas [17]
vs
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [1]
POTG: Brianne D
4:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [7]
vs
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [7]
POTG: Bryan F
5:00 PM
 
  Quad Rippers [1]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [11]
POTG: Andy S

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 16

 
Aaron Kennedy
Aaron Kennedy
Kick Madra$$
Exhibiting uncanny sportsmanship, Aaron Kennedy provided 50 minutes of entertainment as the catcher for Kick Madra$$. Welcoming each player to the plate with a high-five and a smile only the Joker could put on your face, words of encouragement coupled with play-by-play color-commentary kept players loose and casual on yet another sunny Sunday afternoon.
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [4]
vs
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [18]
POTG: Ben R
3:00 PM
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [1]
vs
 
  Quad Rippers [18]
POTG: Parantap R
4:00 PM
 
  Kick Madra$$ [11]
vs
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [7]
POTG: Aaron K
5:00 PM
 
  Angry Koalas [10]
vs
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [3]
POTG: Holly A

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 23

 
Jason Johnsen
Quad Rippers
The count: 0-0. The pitch: ball. Next pitch: ball.

Jason: "I like my dinner on the plate!"

Hilarity ensued.

For the rest of the game both teams tried mixing and mashing their own one-liners as color commentary much to the pleasure of their fans and teammates.
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Quad Rippers [5]
vs
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [24]
POTG: Jason J
3:00 PM
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [1]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [9]
POTG: Brett: Great hustle on the field and did the splits to avoid a throw-out
4:00 PM
 
  Angry Koalas [14]
vs
 
  Keeva's Pack [3]
POTG: Jay S
5:00 PM
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [7]
vs
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [4]
POTG: Doug A

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 30

How I Met Your Mother's Balls forfeited to Quad Rippers.
 
Shade me, maybe
He will
Even though there wasn't a game, he like the rest of the Quad Rippers, played. No shirts needed of course, but the players he got together on the field were. Having fun, like usual he also left his canopy there for other teams to use.! Good stuff, from a good man. Thanks for sharing Sean.
  Field 4
3:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [4]
vs
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [12]
POTG: Aaron- Playing tight D
4:00 PM
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [5]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [16]
POTG: Aaron K
5:00 PM
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [3]
vs
 
  Angry Koalas [22]
POTG: John F

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 14

TeamS of the week!
Kicking Mad Killer Koalas
Today, it was all about Gabriel Park (woot woot). The earlier teams built undeniable momentum leading up to the final game of the day. The Killer Koalas leaped out of the trees and onto the field to face Kick Madra$$. Unfortunately we don't allow head shots, so they just had to play one another. The Koalas sported more pink than October and Kick Madra$$ showed mad a$$. Seriously, the daisy dukes and blue pimp outfits were some of the best of the season to date. In a close battle, each team showed amazing sportsmanship, putting fun first. This is exactly what we love to see out of two skilled, competitive teams. Thanks guys and gals!
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [18]
vs
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [11]
POTG: Dan O
3:00 PM
 
  Quad Rippers [4]
vs
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [15]
POTG: Doug A
4:00 PM
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [12]
vs
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [16]
POTG: Courtney, Shortrib, and Amy - For subbing with style!
5:00 PM
 
  Angry Koalas [14]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [11]
POTG: Heather - Bunt, kick, spike it, that's the way we like it!

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 21

 
bri davidson
bri davidson
Can you say play of the year?
Let's set the scene. It's the fifth, sixth, or seventh inning (who really remembers, right?). No outs, runner on first. The kicker steps up to the plate ready to rock. It was a marvelous pitch down the right hand side of the plate and boom, a blooper over first. Brianne was playing in deep right and was slowly heading to the ball when the greedy kicker decided he was going to take second. Not on Brianne's watch!! Brianne sprinted to the ball and booted it with all her might, zooming a line drive at the runner and poisoning him out (he was lucky to keep his feet under him)! Amazeballs! If we had recorded the game we would have sent it into Sportscenter - it was really that good!
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [8]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [13]
POTG: Azy P
3:00 PM
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [10]
vs
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [9]
POTG: Bryan F
4:00 PM
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [11]
vs
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [12]
POTG: Wes G
5:00 PM
 
  Angry Koalas [19]
vs
 
  Quad Rippers [7]
POTG: Brianne - Play of the year!!!

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 28

  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [8]
vs
 
  Angry Koalas [6]
POTG: The WHOLE team - Great camaraderie.
3:00 PM
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [6]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [10]
POTG: Logan C
4:00 PM
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [12]
vs
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [22]
POTG: Courtney C
5:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [10]
vs
 
  Quad Rippers [9]
POTG: Mark R

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, August 4

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoff Seedings
1 Angry Koalas**
2 Kick Madra$$
3 Kicksaurus - Foul Balls**
4 Pitches Be Crazy
5 Keeva's Pack
6 Quad Rippers
7 How I Met Your Mother's Balls
8 Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78)

* Statdog Points
** Head to Head
*** Record Against Common Opponents
**** Points Against versus Common Opponents
***** Coin Flip
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Ball Me Maybe (Indy Team #78) [3]
vs
 
  Angry Koalas [16]
POTG: andrea b
3:00 PM
 
  How I Met Your Mother's Balls [9]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [19]
POTG: Drew K
4:00 PM
 
  Quad Rippers [16]
vs
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [17]
POTG: The whole gosh darn team - Way to believe!
5:00 PM
 
  Keeva's Pack [3]
vs
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [19]
POTG: Matt, Patrick, and Kevin - Outfield mastery!

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, August 11

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
 
I'm not a player, but I kick a lot!
I'm not a player, but I kick a lot!
Kick Madra$$
Bill is a staple on Sunday's . With his amazing wristbands, Underdog cutoff, and killer kicks (shoes), you can't miss him. If that wasn't enough, his dance moves as he comes up to the plate make him simply unforgettable. His pitching motion is one of a kind, and he always brings the boot when he's up to kick. Topped off with his great attitude towards his teammates and opponents, Bill is one of a kind in a sea of Portland kickballers. Can't wait to see you again Bill; keep kickin' Mad (R)a$$!
  Field 4
2:00 PM
 
  Pitches Be Crazy [3]
vs
 
  Angry Koalas [9]
POTG: Jess R
3:00 PM
 
  Kicksaurus - Foul Balls [2]
vs
 
  Kick Madra$$ [16]
POTG: Brie T
4:00 PM
 
  Kick Madra$$ [5]
vs
 
  Angry Koalas [7]
POTG: Jase H

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)