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Thursday, January 10

POTW: Marco Coleman
Ballsacs
He said he was just "showing up," but anyone who saw Marco roll his first game knows there was a little extra spring in his step. Could it be his New Year's Resolution was to kick a** on the Big Turkey lanes? If so, we think this is one resolution Marco can keep!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 31 and 32
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]
vs
  XXX [4]

Lanes 33 and 34
  Three Finger Shocker [0]
vs
  Special Math Club [4]

Lanes 35 and 36
  Touch Here- Indy #1 [0]
vs
  Balls of Justice 2 [4]

Lanes 37 and 38
  Balls of Justice [1]
vs
  I Can't Believe it's not Gutter [3]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Purple Rain [0]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Ram a Lamma Ding Dongs [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Easy Cheeze [0]
vs
  Ballsacs [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Sucmabowls [0]
vs
  Ebowla 2 [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Happy Hookers [0]
vs
  Gutter Slutz [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, January 17

POTW: David Brambora
Special Math Club
Rarely (and we mean rarely) do we see a team roll into the 600s in a single game, so when they go ahead and roll a 744 (yes, you read it right) in game 1, that team needs some credit. And specifically one member of this team, David, came to bowling even though he had been under the weather the past few days. Running purely on water, David rolled a fantastic 167 in game 1 to help his team achieve their amazing score. Congrats Special Math Club—way to roll!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 33 and 34
  Happy Hookers [1]
vs
  I Can't Believe it's not Gutter [3]

Lanes 35 and 36
  Special Math Club [3]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Ram a Lamma Ding Dongs [1]

Lanes 37 and 38
  Ebowla 2 [4]
vs
  Ballsacs [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Touch Here- Indy #1 [0]
vs
  Easy Cheeze [4]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Three Finger Shocker [0]
vs
  Purple Rain [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Gutter Slutz [1]
vs
  Balls of Justice 2 [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]
vs
  Balls of Justice [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Sucmabowls [1]
vs
  XXX [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, January 24

POTW: Chris Kvamme
I Can't Believe it's not Gutter
The Turkey doesn't know what kind of magic dust was sprinkled on lanes 37 and 38 this week, but between Chris of I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter, and Jeff T. of Sucmabowls (198 in game 1), those lanes had quite a night. Chris had his best game ever, rolling a 205 in game 1! The Turkey got a little tired of handing him tickets, but hey, them's the rules. Great job Chris!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 33 and 34
  Three Finger Shocker [3]
vs
  Touch Here- Indy #1 [1]

Lanes 35 and 36
  Ebowla 2 [3]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Ram a Lamma Ding Dongs [1]

Lanes 37 and 38
  I Can't Believe it's not Gutter [4]
vs
  Sucmabowls [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  XXX [4]
vs
  Ballsacs [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Special Math Club [4]
vs
  Happy Hookers [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Balls of Justice [0]
vs
  Gutter Slutz [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]
vs
  Purple Rain [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Balls of Justice 2 [0]
vs
  Easy Cheeze [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, January 31

POTW: Marco Coleman
Ballsacs
Shiver me Timbers! Step aside, Cap'n Jack and Mister Morgan, a new seafarer is rocking this bowling boat... and the eyeliner-wearing world. If the ship were to run aground, there's no limit to what Marco "The Ten-pin Picaroon" Coleman would do for his team. The Ballsac Bucaneers didn't plunder quite enough pins to seal the win, but luckily sealife is all in the adventure (okay, maybe the booty, too). Way to take the tiller, Marco!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 33 and 34
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [3]
vs
  Touch Here- Indy #1 [1]

Lanes 35 and 36
  Purple Rain [1]
vs
  Easy Cheeze [3]

Lanes 37 and 38
  Gutter Slutz [1]
vs
  Three Finger Shocker [3]

Lanes 39 and 40
  I Can't Believe it's not Gutter [0]
vs
  XXX [4]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Sucmabowls [4]
vs
  Happy Hookers [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Sweet Sweet Ram a Lamma Ding Dongs [3]
vs
  Ballsacs [1]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Ebowla 2 [3]
vs
  Special Math Club [1]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Balls of Justice [4]
vs
  Balls of Justice 2 [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, February 7

Reminder: No Bowling next week for Valentines Day.
See you on the 21st.
POTW: Jarred Decker
Happy Hookers
The Big Turkey got a tip that Jarred laid down a split like it was his job. So we wandered on over to see what all the fuss was about, and lo and behold, Jarred was surely making a name for himself down on lane 48—way to go Jarred!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 33 and 34
  Purple Rain [0]
vs
  Balls of Justice [4]

Lanes 35 and 36
  Gutter Slutz [3]
vs
  Touch Here- Indy #1 [1]

Lanes 37 and 38
  Easy Cheeze [4]
vs
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Special Math Club [3]
vs
  XXX [1]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Sucmabowls [3]
vs
  Three Finger Shocker [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  I Can't Believe it's not Gutter [0]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Ram a Lamma Ding Dongs [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Ballsacs [0]
vs
  Balls of Justice 2 [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Ebowla 2 [4]
vs
  Happy Hookers [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, February 21

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance
All teams Bowl!!
Playoff Seeds:

1. Ebowla 2
2. XXX
3. Special Math Club*
4. Easy Cheese

*Winner of total pin tie-breaker

Playoff format:
1 game each round. 2 rounds total.
(1v4)v(2v3)
POTW: Franco X
Purple Rain
Bowling better than either of the missing guys on Purple Rain's regular squad, Franco came into Purple Rain and showed them how a real man bowls.

Franco didn't even need a Superman costume to prove his worth, it was immediately apparent to all in attendance. Hopefully he'll be back with the rest of Purple Rain next season...
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
Lanes 33 and 34
  Sweet Sweet Ram a Lamma Ding Dongs [3]
vs
  Balls of Justice [0]

Lanes 35 and 36
  Balls of Justice 2 [0]
vs
  Purple Rain [4]

Lanes 37 and 38
  I Can't Believe it's not Gutter [3]
vs
  Gutter Slutz [1]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Easy Cheeze [0]
vs
  Ebowla 2 [3]

  Special Math Club [3]
vs
  Ebowla 2 [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Special Math Club [3]
vs
  XXX [0]

  Easy Cheeze [3]
vs
  XXX [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Ballsacs [0]
vs
  Sucmabowls [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]
vs
  Three Finger Shocker [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Touch Here- Indy #1 [1]
vs
  Happy Hookers [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)