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Wednesday, January 16

POTW: Brandon Frankel
POTW: Brandon Frankel
That's How We Roll...
Same team, same bowlers, but new name, and new and improved arse whoopin' skills. Brandon led That's How We Roll (RIP Spare Me) to victory in week one with mighty scores of 179 and 168. Congratulations.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  That's How We Roll... [4]
vs
  Spare Me Strike This [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [0]
vs
  Lucky Strikes [4]

Lanes 41 and 42
  The Bowl Jobs [1]
vs
  Multiple Scoregasms [3]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Minds in the Gutter - Indy #1 [0]
vs
  On Strike [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Mafia [0]
vs
  Spare Bears [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  BallistiX Sixx [1]
vs
  Brutal Bowlers [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, January 23

POTW: Sheven Thorson
POTW: Sheven Thorson
On Strike
This is more of a team award than a player award this week. As always, there were a few teams that took 70's theme night to heart by sporting some superfly duds. But based on my high-tech (err, random and arbitrary) formula for decision-making, I've chosen the women of On Strike for the players of the week due to their plaid suits and frilly hanging down things that will soon be the hit of every high school (these styles do come back, right?).



An honorable mention comment also must go to Kea from Spare Me Strike This. She rolled a 212 (ahem, 205) in one game, and will no longer be participating in Big Turkey Bowling, as she's now packing up, leaving Portland, and hitting the pro tour. Kidding about the leaving and pro tour things. Not kidding about the 212. Crazy.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Spare Me Strike This [4]
vs
  Brutal Bowlers [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Spare Bears [3]
vs
  BallistiX Sixx [1]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Lucky Strikes [3]
vs
  Multiple Scoregasms [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  The Bowl Jobs [1]
vs
  On Strike [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Mafia [0]
vs
  That's How We Roll... [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [4]
vs
  Minds in the Gutter - Indy #1 [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, January 30

POTW: Justin Hurlburt
POTW: Justin Hurlburt
BallistiX Sixx
Justin gets player of the week this week for the most dramatic improvement between games. After rolling an 81 in the first game, he must have visited Barry Bonds' trainer or something between games, because he almost doubled his score in game two, posting a 145.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  BallistiX Sixx [1]
vs
  That's How We Roll... [3]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Spare Me Strike This [4]
vs
  Mafia [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  On Strike [0]
vs
  Lucky Strikes [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Multiple Scoregasms [0]
vs
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  The Bowl Jobs [4]
vs
  Minds in the Gutter - Indy #1 [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Spare Bears [4]
vs
  Brutal Bowlers [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 6

POTW: Ashley McBride
POTW: Ashley McBride
That's How We Roll...
How could it not be a super fun night when you can bowl in your bedsheets?! Wednesday was a togatastic good time, and we especially love the way That's How We Roll well, uh, rolls. Holding down the far lanes, I could hardly tell which team was which. Revenge of the Safety Pins bowled an amazing coupla games high on the Birthday spirit as Ashley and her team cheered them on with gusto. Whooping with encouraging hurrahs, 'That's How we Roll' are true Underdoggies at heart.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Mafia [0]
vs
  Lucky Strikes [4]

Lanes 39 and 40
  BallistiX Sixx [1]
vs
  Spare Me Strike This [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  On Strike [0]
vs
  Spare Bears [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Minds in the Gutter - Indy #1 [3]
vs
  Multiple Scoregasms [1]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Brutal Bowlers [4]
vs
  The Bowl Jobs [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [4]
vs
  That's How We Roll... [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 13

POTW: Nick Wheatley
POTW: Nick Wheatley
Multiple Scoregasms
Just like the Giants fans were chanting "18 and 1!" after the Super Bowl, cries of "4 to 0!" could be heard Wednesday night after the grudge match, bragging rights, smack down between mortal sworn enemies (errr, I mean, friends and coworkers). Nick helped the Scoregasm cause with consistent scores of 147 and 139 to help his team beat Spare Me Strike This in both games.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Brutal Bowlers [3]
vs
  Lucky Strikes [1]

Lanes 39 and 40
  That's How We Roll... [1]
vs
  Spare Bears [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  On Strike [4]
vs
  Mafia [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [4]
vs
  The Bowl Jobs [0]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Multiple Scoregasms [4]
vs
  Spare Me Strike This [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  BallistiX Sixx [0]
vs
  Minds in the Gutter - Indy #1 [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 20

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance
All Teams Bowl
Playoff Seeds:

1. Spare Bears
2. Lucky Strikes*
3. Revenge of the Safety Pins
4. That's How We Roll

*Winner of Head to Head tie-breaker

Playoff format:
1 game each round. 2 rounds total.
(1v4)v(2v3)
POTW: Josh Goffin
POTW: Josh Goffin
Revenge of the Safety Pins
I already mentioned it in the championship write-up, but sure, might as well mention here, too, that Josh's 180 helped lead the way in his team's 589-521 victory over the Spare Bears to win a group night out at Mississippi Pizza! Yum.
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Mafia [3]
vs
  The Bowl Jobs [1]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Spare Me Strike This [3]
vs
  On Strike [1]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Spare Bears [2]
vs
  That's How We Roll... [2]

  Spare Bears [0]
vs
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [3]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Revenge of the Safety Pins [4]
vs
  Lucky Strikes [0]

  That's How We Roll... [3]
vs
  Lucky Strikes [0]

Lanes 45 and 46
  BallistiX Sixx [4]
vs
  Multiple Scoregasms [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Brutal Bowlers [4]
vs
  Minds in the Gutter - Indy #1 [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)