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Thursday, January 21

POTW: Greater Mr. Shickadance
POTW: Greater Mr. Shickadance
Mr. Shickadance
Team Mr. Shickadance have consistently outdone themselves with additions to their team uniforms. If I am not mistaken, the jorts have gotten even jortier while their pitcher count has risen to a new, impressive level. The addition of wigs to the ensemble only makes me wish for more and more items to be added throughout the season until they hardly resemble bowlers, and instead appear to be beer guzzling accessories in bowling shoes. Go get 'em team!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 39 and 40
  Split Lickers [0]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [4]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Return of FERN [3]
vs
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [0]
vs
  That's what she said [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Don't F wit da Jesus [0]
vs
  Douche Newton's [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Mr. Shickadance [3]
vs
  Team William Shartner [1]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, January 28

POTW: The Infamous Lebowski Rug
POTW: The Infamous Lebowski Rug
Split Lickers
Lebowski/King Pin night has never been more complete than with the addition of the Lebowski rug! Add to the Split Lickers' great showing on theme night AND bringing Team William Shartner into the mix and you've definitely got a great team for POTW! Nicely done, sirs and madams. Oh, and thank you for not peeing on that awesome rug in the alley.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 39 and 40
  Split Lickers [4]
vs
  Team William Shartner [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]
vs
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Return of FERN [1]
vs
  Douche Newton's [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Mr. Shickadance [4]
vs
  Don't F wit da Jesus [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [4]
vs
  That's what she said [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, February 4

POTW: Seth Miller
POTW: Seth Miller
Don't F wit da Jesus
Winner of our Winter BTB Thursday Spirit Tot Eating Championship 2010, baby! Cool and collected with each tot down the gullet. A little ketchup here, a little ranch there. Slow, steady, yet still able to get some great style points on the old standard, The High Toss. Nicely done, sir!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 39 and 40
  Return of FERN [1]
vs
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [4]
vs
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  That's what she said [4]
vs
  Douche Newton's [0]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Mr. Shickadance [1]
vs
  Split Lickers [3]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Don't F wit da Jesus [1]
vs
  Team William Shartner [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, February 11

JERSEY SHORE NIGHT!!!
POTW: Team William Shartner
POTW: Team William Shartner
Team William Shartner
Hair: Blown out, Heads: Juiced, Clingers: Stage 5, Creep Mode: Prime, The Situation: Flaunted, Smooshin': Totally on, Fitness: workin' on it. G.T.L. baby, G.T.L.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 39 and 40
  Split Lickers [1]
vs
  Don't F wit da Jesus [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [3]
vs
  Team William Shartner [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  That's what she said [4]
vs
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [4]
vs
  Douche Newton's [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Mr. Shickadance [1]
vs
  Return of FERN [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, February 18

POTW: Jake Byrnes
POTW: Jake Byrnes
Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood
A new drinking game for Big Turkey Bowling thanks to the ingenuity of Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood: A shot of Peach Schnapps for any bowler who gets double gutters or nines in two consecutive frames! ALSO... Team shots if no bowler gets a spare or strike in any given team frame. Bowler with the lowest roll for that frame buys the round.

If you're not sold on the idea, take these facts into account:

FACT - Team YM&JC drank plenty of peach schnapps in their first game.
FACT - Team YM&JC added 100 pins to their team score in game 2.
FACT - Team YM&JC had more fun than the bowling crew down the way slammin' Jagerbombs.

Just sayin'...
  7:00 PM
Lanes 39 and 40
  Douche Newton's [4]
vs
  Mr. Shickadance [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Return of FERN [4]
vs
  Don't F wit da Jesus [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [0]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [4]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [4]
vs
  Team William Shartner [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Split Lickers [0]
vs
  That's what she said [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, February 25

PLAYOFFS
Top 4 Teams Compete, All Teams Bowl!
Watch this space for seeding information and game times...
1. Sweet Sweet Diahrrea
2. That's what she said
3. Return of FERN
4. Douche Newton's

(1v4) vs (2v3)

POTW: WAFFLEFEST!
POTW: WAFFLEFEST!
Team William Shartner
MR. WAFFLEFEST! With your waiving flags of glory, your nylon track suit, jacket tucked in, and more WAFFLEFEST! than anyone ever thought they'd hear within the borders of our beautiful continent. Well done, sir. Keep them waffles, festin'!
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
Lanes 39 and 40
  Don't F wit da Jesus [4]
vs
  Your Mom and Jimmy Chitwood [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Split Lickers [3]
vs
  Team William Shartner [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Douche Newton's [3]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [0]

  Douche Newton's [3]
vs
  That's what she said [0]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Return of FERN [0]
vs
  That's what she said [3]

  Return of FERN [0]
vs
  Sweet Sweet Diahrrea [3]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Mr. Shickadance [1]
vs
  Two Fingers, One Thumb [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)