Summer Midcore Co-Ed Kickball at Unthank Park Sundays

Alayna Vincente did everything right today; getting on base at will and booting a homer that still hasn't come down. After she found bunting to be too easy, she kicked a ball further than all the guys did today and jogged the bases for a round tripper. She helped lead her team Blue Balls to a 17-3 victory. Congratulations to Alayna, she is our Player of The Week.

Allee came up with a clutch bunt and great base running in a super close ball game between Blue Balls and the Ball Stars. With one runner on, Allee laid down a good bunt getting to first and then decided to take second on the throw. After a second throw sailed over her head she came around to score the game winning run in the bottom of the last inning. Allee is the player of the week!

So, I'm thinking it's about time for all to follow the greatness that is Clockwork Orange in the same way they follow the Timbers or the Blazers. If you were to be a superfan, you would be wearing the orange and green spandex hilarity that Mr. Tyler himself wore for the game last weekend. Full, skin tight body suit, complete with hoodie, one side orange, one side green. Holy wow. The distraction this created on the field was enough to keep Your Mom from realizing they had fallen behind and perhaps leaving them with little attention to even kick the ball. Yes, it was that good. Nicely done, Big Daddy. I hope you take everyone with you to that next level!

Allen makes the big day even bigger with a huge kick in the championship for triple that would put Your Mom in a great lead. Not to mention some great fielding on the defensive side. Huzzah and kudos, sir. We'll be hanging up the Mr. Fantasy shirt in the halls of Underdog History.