How often do you get to award the player of the week to someone with one-piece-diaper-butt-pajamas? I couldn't tell you for sure, but you get to do it at least once: this week. Dallas wore her best PJs and came to play. She slugged a home run, numerous singles and doubles, and came to play in the infield. Shoring up the middle infield, Dallas played short and second base and was never afraid to sacrifice her body to make the out. That type of defensive conviction--and an impromptu final inning down-dressing (along with other Pornstar Pirates)--makes Dallas the player of the week!