Late Fall Co-Ed Futsal at SE PDX Courts Wednesdays

We were lucky enough to have a team sponsored by Nike this session. Never Nudes received the newest product yet to hit the market... Spjorts. Yes, we may being seeing them in the next World Cup but we got an up close (and maybe little too personal preview) of these Sports Jean Shorts. The plan was to keep them under wraps but Never Nudes were lucky enough to be asked to test them out.

All sizes and models were tested but we wanted to give Chris extra props for wearing the ladies small for game one. His early notes were great breath-ability and aerodynamics. Check them out next time you play against him, as long as you keep your eyes off of those Ronaldo-esque legs.

Jake owns up to the fact that his play can sometimes be inconsistent. Not only that but he has gone as far as to have two nicknames for each futsal persona. When you play Sweep The Leg listen for what his teammates call out, because we can guarantee you do not want to mess with Primetime.

Jake Primetime Trusheim has ball control, can whip in a shot from wherever he likes and will shut you down on defense. The name works because even under the bright lights of USL Futsal he shines, He can truly be prime time.

However, Primetime can also morph into someone else. Someone a little less proud of his game. That is where Princess comes in. Princess has brick feet and can laugh about it. You don't hear it called out often but Jake will be the first to admit when he has his high heels on instead of his adidas and is not focused on the game.

Many players like to think their game is always at its peak. Jake is in touch with the reality of the situation. We are amateurs trying to enjoy our night and whether he is Primetime or Princess he makes sure he does.

A ton of credit goes to the man that can give himself two names. We certainly hope to see a lot more of the Primetime persona throughout the season though!

As you may have noticed from the POTG's this week we were hot on the men and women between the sticks. It was a night of spectacular saves, creative distribution and a plethora of offense to be denied.

One keeper in particular caught our eye and that was Ms. Hesseldahl. Threesomes may have lost both of their games (to very good competition we might add), but it was Heidi's play that stood out, as she stood tall and repealed an incredible amount of shots. Her feet and legs did most of the work as she stretched to get balls that were dipping into the far bottom corners. Don't worry futsalers, we will be inspecting her for go-go gadget legs next week to make sure there are not any unfair advantages in the playoffs.

It as not just the saves, her communication was excellent as well. She kept her team organized and was positive throughout. When you are that good all around, on a night when keepers were the stars we just wanted Threesomes (and the rest of the league) to know that she's a real keeper that one.