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Spring Co-Ed Big Turkey Bowling Wednesdays at Hollywood Bowl 7pm

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Wednesday, March 12

Byes
Indy #2
POTW: Kevin Lovell
POTW: Kevin Lovell
Team But Though
They roll in mass, and they roll in purple. Kevin's expert captainship hath shown its potential. Let it be known that this team is a theme team! With Nerd and Superhero nights forthcoming (wait, aren't those the same thing?) The Big Turkey challenges any team to try and out costume the team who rolls in purple spandex.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Three Finger Shocker [1]
vs
  Safety Pins [3]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Beer Not Tots [0]
vs
  Bowl Jobs [4]

Lanes 41 and 42
  6-9 Splits -Indy #1 [0]
vs
  Crush Kill Destroy [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Balz n' Dolz [1]
vs
  We Dont Give a Split [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Gutter Slutz [4]
vs
  Spare Me Strike This [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  What Would "The Jesus" Do? [4]
vs
  Schweddy Balls [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, March 19

Byes
Indy #2
POTW: Jeff Mooney
POTW: Jeff Mooney
Schweddy Balls
Teams cracked me up all night with their awesome nerdy attire, but Jeff Mooney of Schweddy Balls was coy about his nerdy side. Some Underdoggies don't wait until a predetermined time and day of the week to prove their devotion to their team. Jeff tirelessly bowled a whopping 16 games on Sunday to prepare for last night's bout against Balz n' Dolz. Each team won a game but thanks to Jeff's dedication, they scraped the overall pinfall win! Great job to everyone and what a wacky Wednesday it was.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Three Finger Shocker [4]
vs
  Beer Not Tots [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Bowl Jobs [1]
vs
  6-9 Splits -Indy #1 [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Gutter Slutz [3]
vs
  What Would "The Jesus" Do? [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Schweddy Balls [3]
vs
  Balz n' Dolz [1]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Crush Kill Destroy [0]
vs
  Spare Me Strike This [4]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Safety Pins [3]
vs
  We Dont Give a Split [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, March 26

Byes
Indy #2
POTW: Alison Gross
POTW: Alison Gross
Three Finger Shocker
Underdog always gives big props to any team that creates a game within a game. Wednesday night, the Three Finger Shocker team came up with quite the challenge. The Big Turkey is not at liberty to discuss the details of said game, but we will say it culminated in X^2 empty pitchers, an equally exponentially increasing rate of gutterballs, and a lady with a very large number of sweatbands on her head. All in all, the night added up to another wonderfully wacky Wednesday at Hollywood Bowl. Can't wait until Superhero night next week!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  We Dont Give a Split [1]
vs
  What Would "The Jesus" Do? [3]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Gutter Slutz [1]
vs
  Safety Pins [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Three Finger Shocker [4]
vs
  Spare Me Strike This [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Beer Not Tots [1]
vs
  Crush Kill Destroy [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Balz n' Dolz [1]
vs
  Bowl Jobs [3]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Schweddy Balls [4]
vs
  6-9 Splits -Indy #1 [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, April 2

Byes
Indy #2
POTW: The Whole Team
POTW: The Whole Team
Crush Kill Destroy
It took all of my superhuman power not to award the POTW to Rebecca Schad for earning the gold medal championship in her fifth grade school-wide Turkey Dance. There was also a Harry Caray, a bowl-devil, and cute but strong PowerPuff Girls. BUT I wouldn't be doing my job justice if I didn't pay serious homage to team Crush Kill Destroy after this week's Superhero/super-Mexican-wrestling-masked-villain theme. So much justice was being served up, the Big Turkey had to double check the bar menu to see if it was on special. The Crush Kill Destroy team conquered their cubicles and their co-working Balz n' Dolz and earned their spot in the Big Turkey Hall of Fame. Thanks for an amazing night Wednesday bowling heroes!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  Safety Pins [3]
vs
  What Would "The Jesus" Do? [1]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Three Finger Shocker [4]
vs
  6-9 Splits -Indy #1 [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Schweddy Balls [3]
vs
  Bowl Jobs [1]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Balz n' Dolz [1]
vs
  Crush Kill Destroy [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Spare Me Strike This [4]
vs
  We Dont Give a Split [0]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Beer Not Tots [0]
vs
  Gutter Slutz [4]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, April 9

Byes
Indy #2
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  What Would "The Jesus" Do? [4]
vs
  Three Finger Shocker [0]

Lanes 39 and 40
  We Dont Give a Split [4]
vs
  Crush Kill Destroy [0]

Lanes 41 and 42
  Balz n' Dolz [0]
vs
  Beer Not Tots [4]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Schweddy Balls [1]
vs
  Gutter Slutz [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Spare Me Strike This [3]
vs
  6-9 Splits -Indy #1 [1]

Lanes 47 and 48
  Bowl Jobs [1]
vs
  Safety Pins [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, April 16

PLAYOFFS
4Teams Advance All Teams Bowl!!
1. Safety Pins
2. Gutter Sluts
3. Three Finger Shocker*
4. What Would "The Jesus" Do?

*Won Head to Head Tie Breaker
POTW: Teri "Pants of Hollywood Bowl"
Indy #2
Big Turkey Bowlers have a pretty good idea of the boistritivity level of Hollywood bowl. Now imagine approximately 7560.7 times that craziness. After 29 years dealing with wacky bowlers, Teri is stepping down from her reign as the "Pants of the Alley". We offer her reverence a sincere thank you and a heartfelt good luck gobble.
Go TERI, a true Underdog in spirit!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
  6-9 Splits -Indy #1 [3]
vs
  Balz n' Dolz [1]

Lanes 39 and 40
  Crush Kill Destroy [0]
vs
  Bowl Jobs [3]

Lanes 41 and 42
  What Would "The Jesus" Do? [3]
vs
  Safety Pins [0]

Lanes 43 and 44
  Three Finger Shocker [0]
vs
  Gutter Slutz [3]

Lanes 45 and 46
  Spare Me Strike This [0]
vs
  Schweddy Balls [3]

Lanes 47 and 48
  We Dont Give a Split [4]
vs
  Beer Not Tots [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)